I have a very special set of skills. Skills that i have acquired over a long career. Prepare yourself for the storm, maggot. I will find you, and I will welcome you to this fine establishment. Prepare yourself, kid.
Guess it's not me the one who has no sense of humor , you just got offended by calling you "slacker" which btw is your title , so I don't see how can you find that offensive unless you are a kid . Anywayz , I was just joking too , kid!